Girl likes boy.
Boy claims to like girl back.
Boy kisses girl.
Boy tells girl various romantic lies.
Boy starts dating other girl.
Girl and girl's friend put dicks in boy's locker.
Yes, that's right. We shoved his locker full of dicks. Not actual dicks, obviously. We stayed after school today and drew pictures of all different kinds of dicks--dicks in dresses, dicks dressed like common stereotypes; nerds, jocks, preps, skaters, etc., small ones, big ones, super ones, hairy ones, dicks at a party, animals with exaggerated dicks, deformed dicks, it was very Superbad-esque--and shoved them in his locker.
And I'm not talking just a few of them. Or even one or two packs of paper. We literally shoved it full, to the point that we couldn't even fit anymore in there. And these are the half-sized lockers that high schoolers have nowadays. Full.
I'm very proud of us. It took a long time; we were there till six thirty and my hand was cramping, but it was worth it. I'm imagining him opening his locker in the morning and having thousands of dicks pour out into his face and all over the floor. Imagining him having to pick them all up and throw them all away, making him late to class. Imagining his face when he realized who did it. I'm imagining all this and smiling from ear to ear.
Revenge is sweet.
So, I want to know. Have you ever gotten revenge for being hurt? What was your greatest revenge prank? I was justified in my revenge, don't you think?
Comments (12)
thats really funny!!
and to ur question no i haven't
but that seems fun wat u did
tell me wat happens okay??
SAME exact thing has happened to me 2ce!!!!
as fucking hilarious as that is, i'll teach you a better way to get revenge >=]
If you're pretty, become beautiful. If you're beautiful, become a knock out. It's pretty easy and you only have to do it for about a week or 2. Wear you best shit. Everyday as flawless as possible. If he kissed you, he already thinks your hot. But, chances are you weren't as hot as you could be. BE IT
If you see him in the hallways, talk to other guys. I'm not saying flirt your ass off or "use" guys. All you have to do is talk and dick-head's mind will wander to all sorts of thoughts. So not only are you messing with dick-brain's head, your confidence will go up (trust me. people will compliment you ALL day and guys won't hesitate to check you out and just say hi. haha)
It sounds like you have great friends like me, so this'd work for you too....if you and dick boy have common friends. Get them to mention you a lot. Not like obviously, but every now and then bring you into the conversation if the topic can be related to you. The more subtle it is, the more he'll think he's fucking crazy and can't get you off his mind. (mind games, gotta love em) I even went as far as to get some friends to make my pics their computer desk-top background in yearbook class (one of my dick face's classes).
everything you do, HAM it up. i LOVVVVE doing this and let me tell you why.
Now, dick head is constantly comparing you to new girl, wondering if he fucked up. Deep down, he knows he did.
your way is good too (VERY creative. never heard anyone do this before) but, it'll just make him think you're a bitch and he'll decide he was right not to date you. I think it's better to make him regret not picking you, not to regret kissing u and all that.
if the teachers find out........you might get in trouble :x lol
What revenge? I was just being honest, using experience from my firsthand knowledge of him, to give opinions to many girls as to whether or not he is a guy anyone should ever go out with.
They asked. I told. Everything. He loses. I smile. It's all good.
hahaha well done
LOL i'll do that if me and my bf ever break up jJKJK u are very creative =]
I missed something-- you needed revenge because he broke up with you? I realize you're only in high school, so let me give you some advice: welcome to life.
Save your revenge for when you date someone for seven years, and then one day he vanishes from your life without even saying goodbye. Then you can have yourself a good old-fashioned dick-fest.
Psychological revenge is good too. Maybe you can give him a double whammy. Find a way to make him jealous.
Now that is genius.
peasprout totally has a point,
but this made me smile :D so even though it was a tad over the top, it was totally hilarious. x] somebody should've taped it.
LOL. Why revenge?
...So, how'd this turn out? o.O?
haha nice one!!